I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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Join me in Wonderland
"All I could think about now, as night fell, was how much you can love made-up people, and how much you can miss them."
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one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
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Part 2 of The Grand Gesture in which I test Alex’s knowledge of me to see if he really should be my friend!
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUNNIEST FUCKING LINE IN THIS MOVIE I CRY EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I WATCH IT
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
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